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Please listen, but beware! Every time you listen the deep one stirs. Don't listen too many times or you may become responsible for something terrible happening!


I feel it howling through the ether
It's tearing through my radio
Reciting prayers and incantations
To gods forgotten long ago

It's hiding on forgotten frequencies
It's slithering into my soul
The beast transforms me through my nightmares
Of dead men, old gods and rock and roll

Are these fever dream or nightmare visions
Of terrors that have yet to come
Transistors amplify transmissions
Of voodoo orgies and blood cults

I'm not crazy
Old gods call me


from Johnny Neutrino and The Secret Weapon, released September 25, 2013



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Johnny Neutrino and The Secret Weapon Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Johnny Neutrino and The Secret Weapon are a band of rock and roll super villains bent on saving rock and roll and destroying the world. JNSW combine catchy hooks with fierce guitars, a driving rhythm section and dynamic on stage performances to create what is undoubtedly the greatest musical experience in the entirety of recorded history. ... more

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